From Here
2007
JT Moring

You tell me that the holidays
played havoc with your jeans
the zipper isn't zipping
they're bursting at the seams
you say there's extra baggage 
hanging from your rear
now I may not be an expert
but you look pretty good from here

from where I stand you're looking good
everything's hanging the way it should
I hope that it's understood
you look pretty good 
from here

A man of science such as I
needs measurements and facts
I weigh a problem top to bottom
examine front and back
I massage the data
until the answer's clear
my preliminary analysis leads to the conclusion
you look pretty good from here

from where I stand you're looking good
everything's hanging the way it should
I hope that it's understood
you look pretty good 
from here

So get up off the sofa
wipe away that big fat tear
cause objects in the mirror 
may be smaller than they appear

from where I stand you're looking good
everything's hanging the way it should
I hope that it's understood
you look pretty good 
from here
you look pretty good 
from here