$1M Marriage - $99 Divorce 
JT Moring
© 2004

Verse:
They met outside on the courthouse steps	
all the papers were signed there was nothing left	
but a bunch of broken dreams and a tear in the eye	 
they shook hands quickly and said goodbye	 
		
Chorus:
It was a million dollar marriage	 
but it went from better to worse
they got a two bit lawyer 	
and a ninety nine dollar divorce	

Verse:
They were high school sweethearts with high school dreams
the future was brilliant or so it seemed
they'd have true love always and a couple of kids
and a house on the hill where the rich folks live

Chorus:
They had a million dollar marriage	 
but it went from better to worse	
they got a two bit lawyer 	
and a ninety nine dollar divorce	

Bridge:
Ninety nine dollars said the freeway sign	
ninety nine dollars and everything's fine 	
ninety nine dollars in the Pennysaver too 	
see what ninety nine dollars can do 	
for you	 

Chorus:
They had a million dollar marriage	 
but it finally ran its course	
they got a two bit lawyer 	
and a ninety nine dollar divorce	

Verse:
Their teenage love wasn't built to last
the dreams died hard and the dreams died fast
they never did get their house on the hill
they never got their children and they never will

Chorus:
They had a million dollar marriage	 
but it went from better to worse	
they got a two bit lawyer 	
and a ninety nine dollar divorce	
they had a million dollar marriage 	
and a ninety nine dollar divorce